btmnovel Chapter 644 Provoking Jiang Chen
Chapter 644 Provoking Jiang Chen
Chapter 644 Provoking Jiang Chen
"Don't get angry!"
"Since he wants to challenge me, let him be fulfilled!"
"Also let him understand what it means that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky!"
Jiang Chen smiled slightly, as if he didn't take Cao Pi seriously.
The main reason why he did this, of course, was to express his hope for Cao Zhi.
When Cao Zhi was in Xuchang, he was always angry with Cao Pi. Even in Hanzhong, Cao Zhi had to be calculated by him, and he was inevitably aggrieved.
If Jiang Chen took the initiative to teach Cao Pi a lesson and hit him, he would definitely leave Cao Zhi with a good impression.
According to historical records, Cao Zhi was completely different from Cao Cao and Cao Pi. Cao Cao's insidiousness was not inherited by Cao Zhi at all.
Therefore, Cao Cao dislikes Cao Zhi so much.
"In that case, then Pi will not be polite."
"Pi's Shanglian is: The white goose yellow has not been completely removed, so I don't know the height of the sky and the depth of the earth!"
Cao Pi glanced at the big white goose playing in the lake, and looked at Jiang Chen coldly.
The place where the competition was held was just above the Wangjiang Building by the river. The scenery here was beautiful. As soon as Cao Pi's words came out, the atmosphere immediately became strangely quiet.
Many people looked at Cao Pi angrily, they understood that Cao Pi was scolding their lord.
Their impression of Cao Pi suddenly disappeared.
Jiang Chen looked around, and saw a huge turtle shell stranded there by the lake, and several children were jumping around there.
Jiang Chen turned his gaze, and the next couplet came naturally:
"The tortoise's shell has long been polished, it can be described as a cunning and cunning!"
Hearing Jiang Chen's pair, the audience roared with laughter.
They just felt extremely relieved, and they still wanted to insult their lord.
You, a little scumbag, deserve to challenge the lord?
Seeing the mocking eyes cast by the audience, Cao Pi's face was very ugly,
He glanced at the candle next to him, pointed to the fire of the lantern and said:
"Dip the candle in oil, and there is a heart in the candle, and there is fire in the heart!"
This pair seems not difficult, but in fact, the last word of each sentence before it is the first word of No.2, which is a bit like an idiom solitaire.
And this couplet made many talented people ponder, and they never thought of a good second couplet.
Jiang Chen also took a look at the paper lantern, and said:
"Paper-pasted lanterns, there are eyes in the cage, but there are no pearls in the eyes."
Hearing Jiang Chen's second couplet, everyone applauded.
This couplet is right, not only scolded back, but also incomparably exquisite, it is also a lantern, but it can scold Cao Pi to the ground.
Sightless? ?
Hearing Jiang Chen's words, Cao Pi was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
It was never expected that Jiang Chen would be so vitriolic.
"It's the best for the young to bully the big!!"
Cao Pi took a deep breath, and mercilessly said that Jiang Chen was bullying him because of his position.
And Jiang Chen pondered for a while, and retorted unceremoniously:
"A foolish dog who becomes king is mad!"
This sentence, like a thunderbolt, directly shocked Cao Pi to the point where he was extremely anxious.
This is the secret he buried deep in his heart,
It has not been a day or two since he wanted to be king. Under the influence of Cao Cao, his ambition has long been obvious.
"A mouse is old no matter how big or small it is!"
Just when Cao Pi was extremely angry and about to be defeated, suddenly he saw a mouse crawling out of the hole and looking for food by the river.
This made Cao Pi's eyes brighten, and his inspiration suddenly appeared, and he quickly gave the Shanglian.
This sentence is obviously satirizing Jiang Chen, he became a judge at a young age, obviously he doesn't have much talent, but was praised by others.
"There are no male or female turtles, they always have the surname Wu!"
Jiang Chen's eyes swept over the tortoise shell again, and immediately thought of the second line.
He is also using this tortoise to mock Cao Pi and Cao Cao. Now he can only be like a tortoise, ambitious but afraid of being scolded by the world, so he dare not kick the emperor to do it himself.
Obviously there is a kind of deceitful meaning, it is really cursing and exposing faults.
Hearing that, Cao Pi's face twitched sharply, his fingernails were embedded in his flesh, but he didn't notice it at all.
"Two apes cut wood in the mountain, and this monkey will also saw (sentence)?"
Cao Pi was so angry that his face was filled with blood. His eyes kept passing outside the window, constantly looking for inspiration.
After a while, Cao Pi saw two monkeys pulling around a piece of dead wood in the woods by the river, as if they were sawing wood.
He immediately thought of inspiration, and taunted Jiang Chen again.
Jiang Chen was also taken aback, he had to admire Cao Pi's quick wit, he never thought that he could come up with such a good pair in such a short period of time.
To be able to think of a couplet in such a short period of time, and it's still a curse, it can be seen from this that Cao Pi is mean by nature, and he must retaliate.
He has been scolding Jiang Chen just now, and he has not won the scolding, so of course he will not stop there.
He must scold Jiang Chen until he is speechless before giving up.
Jiang Chen's gaze also turned sharply, and he couldn't help but stop at a field by the river, where a man was plowing the field with an old horse.
Horses, for this era, are war materials, and under normal circumstances they will not be in the hands of farmers.
But those wounded war horses, old war horses that can't run, are usually sold to those old farmers to cultivate land, at least they don't have to be killed for meat, which is also their best destination.
At this moment, Jiang Chen saw that the old horse's hooves sank deeply into the mud.
Inspiration flashed in his mind, and he quickly thought of the next couplet:
"A horse is stuck in the mud, how can this animal get its hooves (title)."
Cao Pi borrowed the monkey to scold Jiang Chen, but Jiang Chen returned it perfectly.
He also called Cao Pi an animal.
Two people come and go, scolding without a word,
This also made the audience amazed again and again. They never expected that the scolding of scholars would be so terrifying.
"One township, two miles, three fathers and sons who don't know the Four Books and Five Classics, dare to teach seven grandchildren how bold they are!"
Cao Pi was so angry that his whole body trembled a little.
In the end, Cao Pi no longer had any worries, and his curses became more and more vicious.
As long as Jiang Chen can be scolded, he can do anything.
And those judges, especially Xun You, looked at Cao Pi worriedly, for fear that he would anger Jiang Chen, if Jiang Chen was really desperate, Cao Pi would probably bleed on the spot.
At that time, even if Cao Pi died in vain, Cao Cao would naturally not be able to find trouble with Jiang Chen for Cao Pi.
After all, the current Cao Cao doesn't have the strength to challenge Jiang Chen.
Cao Pi completely ignored it, and looked at Jiang Chen provocatively, as if to say:
"You come again!"
(End of this chapter)