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Chapter 750 I'm finally sensible

Chapter 750 I'm finally sensible

Eva was going crazy with anger at this time, discussing with Sui Guan, a narcissistic and shameless person, really asked for it!

In short, no matter what he said, this person can use his rich set of theories to refute himself to the point of being speechless, and it does make some sense when he thinks about it carefully.

She was so choked by Sui Guan that she had nothing to say, since she couldn't win him, then only silence was golden, she didn't blame the other party, she blamed herself for looking for something to do, she chose Sui Guan, the king of mouth, to chat and relieve boredom, she really asked for it suffer.

Seeing that Aiwa started to ignore him again, Sui Guan was a little upset and said:

"This is a woman! You're bored if I don't talk, and you get angry when I talk. Hey, let me just say, you women are all made of water. I'm a boat on the river, and I have to face you again." The huge waves and undercurrents of the world have to adapt to your trickling waves, but fortunately, my sailing skills are not bad, otherwise the boat of friendship would have capsized long ago!"

Ewa was still sullen at first, but when she heard Sui Guan's interesting metaphor, she couldn't help laughing and said: "Your tone really makes people angry and happy, it seems that your boat skills are good, but your mouth Talent is high!"

Hearing this, Sui Guan smiled lightly at the corner of his mouth, with an inscrutable look, he said to Aiwa:

"Sprinkle the water, if you don't have any necessary skills to walk in the rivers and lakes, your grave will be full of flowers, how can you have a chance to chat with you here, you must hold yourself, don't be kidnapped by me Now, I admire a woman with backbone like you, who can be willing to give up in front of an outstanding man like me!"

Eva covered her mouth and smiled lightly, she had long been used to Sui Guan's way of bragging, "I think you've got it, at least you have to be self-aware, I've never seen you boast yourself like a god! "

The longer she spends with Sui Guan, the more interesting Eva finds this man!

The other party has a humorous language, although sometimes it can piss people off, but also has extremely strong skills, although last time he was beaten by a few lions in a very embarrassing situation, if there is, Aiwa thinks that Sui Guan must be chasing him Target.

Unfortunately, there is no if!

Eva looked at Sui Guan earnestly, seeing where he was talking so much about himself, and there was a faint sadness in her eyes, and she thought to herself, God, why did you let me live in a place that is not suitable for you? Time to meet the right person!

She felt that if she could have known Sui Guan earlier, she would not have such emotions now!

Because it is absolutely impossible for Sui Guan to have half-hearted thoughts in her hands, she will definitely kill such signs in the cradle, unfortunately, God's will tricks people just like this!

"Xiong Er, how long are you going to sleep, stupid bear? According to what we say, the sun is drying your ass, but since you don't have sun here, I can only use the torch to roast your ass, let you experience Don't look at me like that, I just let you experience my life in another world!"

After all, Sui Guan quickly patted Xiong Er who was grinning, dare to be so vicious to his master, even though he was the first to roast its ass with a torch, but at least he should give his master some due respect dignity!

"Ow!"

Being woken up by such a violent way from the owner, it was already very angry with Xiong Er, and the owner almost used fire to make himself a roast bear. The damn master stamped his palm.

Just when the bear's paw fell on Sui Guan's head, Xiong Er stopped moving!

Because there is a ham sausage on Sui Guan's head now!

"Ow!"

The second bear screamed, turned the bear's paws for fishing, and quickly snatched the ham sausage from the top of the owner's head, stuck out his tongue and licked it happily, and he didn't have the intention to settle accounts with Sui Guan.

Seeing this, Sui Guan snorted angrily and said: "Damn it, you are so cruel, didn't you just burn a few hairs of your tail, you dare to treat me like this, I have been raising you for nothing, I will find someone sooner or later When Xiong San comes, I will abandon you, a wolf-hearted bear!"

Facing Xiong Er's giant palm just now, Sui Guan didn't dodge!

Because he could see from the opponent's movements that its palm didn't have the slightest strength at all. At most, it wanted to scare him. After all, it was his master who frightened it first. The hands and feet finally know the weight.

In this way, Xiong Er will be able to follow him around the rivers and lakes in the future, and when meeting other people in the future, he will not be afraid that this guy will be unhappy and kill a few of them!

So Sui Guan was in a happy mood for a while, and when he picked up the ham sausage, his movements were as smooth as lightning.

"Ow!"

Xiong Er doesn't care about Xiong San and bald Qiang, as long as there is something to eat, we'll talk about the future, enjoy the present is Xiong's life!

"It deserves it, who told you to tease Xiong Er when you have nothing to do all day, why didn't it just kill you, the scourge, so that I can save myself!"

After all, Eva took back the steps she had stepped out just now.

She saw Xiong Er slapping Sui Guan on the head just now, she knew Xiong Er's power, and Sui Guan didn't dodge and let Xiong Er's attack fall, she didn't know what Sui Guan was up to, but The body still took a step involuntarily, trying to pull the other person over.

Although Sui Guan's ability is much higher than Ai Wa's, but Ai Wa still took a step very resolutely, but before she could make all the moves, she saw that Sui Guan was already holding a ham sausage. She looked at Xiong Er with a smile on her face. To be honest, she didn't even see how Sui Guan did it at that time. This speed is too fast and amazing!

At this time, Sui Guan looked at Aiwa jokingly and said: "Good people don't live long, and disasters last for thousands of years. I am a good and bad existence, but I will last forever, but just now you seem to be very worried about me. !"

How could Aiwa's actions just now be hidden from Sui Guan? He dared not comment in vain on why Aiwa didn't mean what he said, but this kind of behavior also made Sui Guan feel happy.

Hearing this, Ai Wa blinked at Sui Guan and said: "You think too much, just now I was afraid that you would hurt yourself because of Xiong Er's actions, you are so ugly, in my eyes, Xiong Er is better than you Much more enjoyable!"

Seeing that Aiwa lied flawlessly, Sui Guan was helpless.

"Okay, whatever you say is what you say. Since you like Xiong Er so much, I can be a matchmaker for you. You two just stay together for life. Although I am a little bit reluctant, I can only reluctantly give up!"

After all, Sui Guan felt that the surrounding air was a bit cold, and there was a murderous aura wandering around him from time to time, he turned his head, looked at Aiwa who was trembling all over, and said guiltily:

"Then what, if you don't like Xiong Er, then replace me, can you put down the knife in your hand first, let's discuss something, as for the dowry, you can give it whatever you want, I promise to satisfy you !"

"You die for me!"

Eva roared loudly at this time, startling countless birds in the forest, and even the weaker little beasts were frightened by her yell, running around, showing the anger hidden in her voice.

"rub!"

A military knife brushed against Sui Guan's scalp and swept back, before disappearing into the vast jungle behind Sui Guan.

"Chichi..."

A beast screamed from the forest, and it was unknown which unlucky ghost had suffered for Sui Guan. Facing the sudden disaster, the little beast was screaming and complaining in pain, and then its voice gradually became weaker.

Hearing the wails coming from behind, Sui Guan shrank his neck in fright. Looking at the furious Aiwa, he put on a flattering expression and said:

"Then what, don't get angry, you know my bad mouth, don't be as knowledgeable as me, I will accompany you first!"

This time I am afraid that there will be a catastrophe. Seeing Aiwa's ferocious expression, Sui Guan knows that this time it will not be good, and he will face Aiwa's raging anger later.

"Bastard, I'm going to tear your mouth off!"

After saying that, Ai Wa rushed towards Sui Guan. Although she no longer had a weapon, her aura seemed to be a little higher than before.

Seeing this, Sui Guan stepped back and said: "Don't, I rely on a mouth with a lotus tongue to eat. After all, you tore my mouth to pieces and affected my appearance!"

Seeing Aiwa approaching every step of the way, Sui Guan could only retreat step by step, and suddenly...

(End of this chapter)